Lazy, stupid and wingnutty is no way to go through life, Don Surber

by: Carnacki

Wed Jul 01, 2009 at 13:05:24 PM EDT

Poor Don Surber. Apparently he's locked himself in his shack, barricading the door with various auto parts he found lying around his living room. He's sitting in a corner clutching a .22 in one hand and three bottles of Tylenol in the other. "Obama will have to pry the Tylenol from my cold dead hands," Surber keeps muttering to himself while pointing his rifle at the front door. Surber is certain that the FBI, the CIA, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, CNN, La Raza and The Poca, West Virginia Department of Park and Recreation are all amassed just outside his door, heavily-armed and waiting for the signal to burst through the door, guns ablaze, in order to take away his Tylenol.

Part of the reason why we keep returning to the deep well of the blog postings of this Pliny of Poca - other than to ridicule his personal appearance through the magic of Photoshop - is just that there are only a handful of wingnut bloggers who manage to maintain that perfect balance of laziness, stupidity and insanity that Surber does. In any given post, there are general only slightly fewer errors than there are vowels.

Facts are stupid and irrelevant to the likes of Surber - probably why he's banned our own CA_Berkeley and WV26003 from his comments. Can't have reality introducing on whatever fantasy Surber is freebasing.

But as TinTin at Sadly, No! points out, Surber apparently can't even bother to read the material he links to in his hilarious efforts to back up his delusional claims.