By Carnacki
Take a Trip to Hawaii, Mr. Dobbs, My Treat
As we know, CNN Czar Lou Dobbs won't do any journamalising to check out the birthcertificate of the Nigerian born President Barack James Obama (the true name on his birth certificate. He changed his middle name to "Hussein" to get away from the initials 'B.J.' True story*.)
Since Dobbs won't accept Meteor Blades' offer, I will so that we can drive a stake through the heart of this zombie myth. Who better than me to kill zombie myths about Obama being born in Hawaii?
My fellow West Virginia Blue blogger One Citizen posted the actual birth certificate
However, fellow WVaBlue noter Clem "Free on Bail This Week" Guttata posted what he said was conclusive proof that the actual Nigerian birthcertificate is fake since the Nigerian seal did not include eight shafts of wheat until 1964!
This controversy must be settled so after I go to Hawaii to confirm no birthcertificate actually exists there, but instead there is simply a "document" with a "certificate" discussing a "birth" of a "Barack Hussein Obama" (If that is even his REAL name) I'll need airfare to Nigeria. I can meet someone there to conclude a banking transaction as well.
Now some who know my past will think I'm just using this "controversy" as a way to get MB to pay my airfare and motel expenses on a tropical beach for two weeks while I do the necessary research.
But this is simply doing Lou Dobbs work for him. At least the job is being outsourced to a Merican Citizen, which will make Dobbs proud. |
