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That'll certainly be some "Labor Day Wango Tango1" if God decides to send a three and a half story high wave of sludge roaring down the hollow just as Don Blankenship introduces the most upper of upper crust Lord Christopher Monckton, Third Viscount of Brenchley to one of the poorest areas in the United States.2. But it wouldn't be the first time God drowned a bunch of folks in Southern WV coal sludge.
Although Blankncheck hasn't warned anyone pre-registering to attend his "I HEART COAL" fest3, folks planning to go really should be made aware that there are more coal sludge impoundment dams per square mile around this doodah than anywhere else in the US.
Just one of the many nearby toxic sites holds an incredible 4.74 billion gallons of deadly slime soup behind a 345 ft. high dirt wall. By comparison, that's quadruple the amount of muck released in Tennessee's giant TVA spill not so long ago. The amount of toxic sludge spilld across Tennessee was reportedly 100 times larger than the famous Exxon Valdez disaster! According to the Coal Impoundment Location and Information System website4 there are absolutely NO evacuation plans filed with the state of WV, or with either of the counties of Mingo or Logan for an event the size of the one planned by Blankenship and his pals. NONE. Nor are there any instructions to the public on Blankenstein's spiffy "Friends of America" website warning folks of the imminent dangers. So good luck to all those Ted "Crusty Pants" Nugent fans when he starts machine gunning the crowd to clear them out of HIS way even as they trample each other to keep from drowning in liquified mercury, lead, arsenic, and selenium.
One more thing. While friendsofamericarally.com website advises everyone pre-registering to bring a lawn chair, do NOT plan to sit directly or go barefoot on any reclaimed site. The chemicals sprayed across reclaimed quarry topsoil in an attempt to force it to be "green" can be both caustic AND toxic.
2Although American news media attributes His Lordship Christopher Walter Monckton as Margaret Thatcher's "science advisor", the fact is that Blankenship's guest only has a
"degree in classics and a diploma in journalism and...no further qualifications."source
3From Labor Day on, be prepared to witness the Friends of Coal ...er Friends of "America" (cough) to argue as proof that all coal slurry impoundments are perfectly safe just because God decided to be merciful and not drown all of Blankenshiek's Labor Day rally-goers. If you think these flat-earthers couldn't possibly make that argument, then you just haven't been listening to the many wacky arguments global climate change deniers.
4Thanks to the efforts of Sen. Robert C. Byrd, the Coal Impoundment Location and Information System has emerged as a resource to identify coal impoundments in West Virginia, to alert residents of emergency situations and related evacuation plans, to improve safety, and the latest information on legal actions and alternatives for impounding coal waste. Although there are evacuation plans (Adobe PDF files) for the areas between Holden (Logan County) and Delbarton (Mingo county), none are filed covering a crowd the size of the one that was announced by Blankenship's spokesperson in the Charleston Newspapers. AND DON'T RELY ON THE GOVERNMENT TO PROTECT YOU. Since former Mining Safety and Health Act ("MSHA") regulator Jack Spadaro was fired for being truthful about the horrific extent and cause of Massey's Martin county KY toxic sludge spill back in 2000, it is highly doubtful that any WV regulating agency spokesperson will want to rain on Blankenship's festival or even step forward to publicly explain why inspections of these impoundments are required on a daily basis whenever it rains heavily, or over long periods of time in the area.
BTW if a sludge spill occurs the evacuation plans now in place are for the scant few residents who live there ONLY. I know because I checked.
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